Essentially, all models are wrong, but some are useful. – George Box

I never think about the audience. If someone gives me a marketing report, I throw it away. - Wall-E creator Andrew Stanton

There are only two kinds of programming languages: those people always bitch about and those nobody uses. –Bjarne Stroustrup

In mathematics you don’t understand things. You just get used to them. – J. von Neumann

The city’s central computer told you? R2D2, you know better than to trust a strange computer! – C-3PO

Computer science education cannot make anybody an expert programmer any more than studying brushes and pigment can make somebody an expert painter. –Eric Raymond

There’s an old story about the person who wished his computer were as easy to use as his telephone. That wish has come true, since I no longer know how to use my telephone. –Bjarne Stroustrup

Praising companies for providing APIs to get your own data out is like praising auto companies for not filling your airbags with gravel. I’m not saying data export isn’t important, it’s just aiming kinda low. You mean when I give you data, you’ll give it back to me? People who think this is the pinnacle of freedom aren’t really worth listening to. –DiveIntoMark

Always code as if the guy who ends up maintaining your code will be a violent psychopath who knows where you live. –Martin Golding

There are two ways of constructing a software design. One way is to make it so simple that there are obviously no deficiencies. And the other way is to make it so complicated that there are no obvious deficiencies. –C.A.R. Hoare